No Noise is Good Noise

Dear Neighbor,
Please keep your kid under control. I'm sure it's cute to you to hear him make cat noises and squeal in excitement at 6:15 in the morning, but to the rest of the world we could do without (at any time of the day). I would suggest things for you to try, but I don't really like to help stupid people. So here we are.

Thank you.
The Friendly Villa Dos Couch Crasher

P.S. If you want us to take the notes on your door seriously, I would suggest not smoking in your own doorway.